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Ive been wondering.. How does sarcasm smell?

Came across these in Alice in Wonderland

"the moral of that is- "Be what you would seem to be"-or if you'd like it put more simply- "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you
had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.""

"...but it took hours and hours
to get me out. I was as fast as—as lightning, you know.’
‘But that’s a different kind of fastness,’ Alice objected."